Thursday, August 23, 2007

The SQ 'Fess Up

Shorter SQ: "Well, um, yeah, but no, but yeah, but, but, ok, um..."
MONTREAL (CP) - With the proof caught on video, Quebec provincial police were forced to admit Thursday that three undercover agents were playing the part of protestors at this week's international summit in Montebello, Que.

But the Quebec police force denied they were attempting to provoke protestors into violence. Rather, they said the three were planted in the crowd to locate any protestors who were not peacefully demonstrating.

Police said the trio's cover was blown when they refused to toss any objects.

Objects? Oh, you mean like the BIG FUCKING ROCK that one of them had in his hand? Because really, that's what you need when you're trying to discourage people from throwing rocks. A rock. That you're not going to throw.

With the proliferation of cameras at the event, it's only a matter of time before someone else comes forward with footage of exactly what these guys did or didn't do while they were up on the front line.

Smile!

1 comment:

  1. *sigh* It's disturbing when my paranoia is actually justified.

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