Christian Shopper (in a very huffy voice): Excuse me, can I ask you something?
Me: Sure.
CS: What's that supposed to mean? (pointing at the offending fish)
Me: Uh... belief in evolution?
CS: Really. In a Christian fish.
Me: Uh... yeah.
CS: Hmph. Nice.
Me: Yeah. It's called 'irony'.
Note that not all Christian sects think that evolution and Christianity are incompatible. Heck, even the Catholic Church accepts evolution as a scientific theory and states it does not find itself at odds with religious teachings.
ReplyDeleteIt's only usually the Christian fundamentalist sects that have issues with evolution.
A "Christian" fish, lol. As Bugs Bunny would say, what a maroon. What a gulli-bull.
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ReplyDeleteYes, I know - which is why I didn't title this post "Bloody Christians". However, I had the impression that it wasn't so much evolution she objected to as the idea that some nasty atheist was making fun of a Christian fish.
Interesting. I had heretofore thought your conversation was with a man.
ReplyDeleteHave you seen the conspiro-nutjob movie Zeitgeist where they try to explain the Jesus fish?
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ReplyDeleteThis is hilarious.
ReplyDeleteI had no idea you had one of those and I MUST get one - rock on, sista!